Saturday, November 17, 2007

3 tomatoes

Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa tomato, Mama tomato and baby tomato. The baby tomato begins to lagging behind. The Papa tomato gets really angry, he goes back and squishes him and says: catch up.

Two friends meet and one of them says:"I've taught my dog how to speak English!" "That's impossible", says the other man."Dogs don't speak!" "It's true! I'll show you." He turns to his dog, "How's the situation in England?" The dog answers: "Rough, rough."